for the

enthusiastically

unemployable.

The very things that make you unemployable are the very things that makes you an extraordinary entrepreneur.

for the

enthusiastically

unemployable.

The very things that make you unemployable are the very things that makes you an extraordinary entrepreneur.

Honest, humorous & slightly unhinged

conversations about building a brand,

leading a team & being an entrepreneur.

pODCAST

coming soon.

Meet your host, Ocean VanOhm.

Accidentally starting her marketing journey at the age of 16 with a wildly creative "campaign" that got her kicked out of high school, Ocean's bold imagination would later be channelled into building a multi-million dollar online course, scroll stopping ad campaigns & marketing strategies that put the FUN in funnels.

Self-coined "enthusiastically unemployable", Ocean has built a career doing the very thing she was exiled for; thinking outside the box.

Rockin' a grade 9 education and leading an organization that trains professionals twice her age (and credentials), Ocean's love for real talk, transparency and the messy entrepreneurial journey leaves no conversations off limits.

From profit-building-strategies to panic-inducing-realities, tune in for honest conversations about the weird and wonderful journey of entrepreneurship.

HONEST, humorous

& slightly unhinged

Weekly emails delivered to your inbox that will make you feel less crazy and less alone as you figure out wtf you're doing as a leader, a creator & a movement maker.

(From someone doing the same).

how to work with ocean.

uproar membership (2026)

$697 - $997 Depending on Membership level

If you're a practitioner, facilitator, creative or service provider and your income is capped at $50k-$120k, and your impact is capped by 1:1 sessions, you're ready to ROAR.

Rogue Offer: A scalable offer that helps you break free from the 4 walls of a treatment room, 1:1 clients or 9-5.

Automated Reach: Your digital ecosystem that is automated, systemized & dialled-in, attracting highly aligned clients in a way that feels FUN! (without posting a single thing on social media - unless you want to).

We will plug our ROAR to Revenue Launch Model right into your business and help you access your next level of leadership, income & creation.

BY INVITE ONLY. APPLY NOW.

Ocean, immersed.

Starting at $35,000 for 3 months.

Ocean's signature ROAR to Revenue Launch Method is rockin' a 4-7% CTR on ads, $2 CPL, over $600 EPL and up to 18% sales conversion on a cold audience with only a 7 day lifecyle - all while being SO fun for you & your leads, they're leaving 5 star Google Reviews and thanking you for selling to them.

Bring Ocean into your organization to optimize your client journey, film scroll-stopping ads and to deploy the R2R Launch Method with her at your side with the nuanced coaching, feedback & testing that most coaching services and high ticket programs lack.

Requirements:

- You know what all those metrics mean, and understand how impactful this system would be for your business.

- You have implementors who can put strategy into action - fast.

- You have a budget to play with (if you're strapped for cash, this ain't it).

- You have a proven, validated, 5-star offer (multi-6 figures generated with client testimonials to back it up).

- You're selling something real, transformational and meaningful - and you believe it.

APPLY NOW.

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hey, i'm ocean vanohm

I've generated millions of dollars online for myself and others by writing words & recording videos from my laptop and iPhone.

And i'm a f%#king genius.

Just kidding. Quite the opposite.

I've seen the inside of more cop cars than school report cards.

And even though Language Arts was my best subject in school (75%, baby!)...

I didn't even make it past grade 10.

Told you I'm not a genius!

But I am thousands of clients served & millions of dollars worth of proof that if you want to influence more people to buy your stuff or your services...

As well as scale your business beyond the 4 walls of a treatment room, 1:1 clients or a soul sucking job...

Without being chained to social media... (unless you want to be)

And while being completely, unapologetically, authentically you...

You don't have to be a genius, either.

Whether it's in the Podcast, Newsletter, Immersion or Membership, my mission is to be an example of possibility regardless of your history, and to help you grow & scale your income and impact in a way that honours who you are.

I like to normalize the real 'ish' entrepreneurs go through; like the challenges of running a team, being seen, overcoming ourselves in the process, and all the stuff a lot of people are too shy to admit or talk about.

If you're craving the real-real, I gotchu. Now let's create something cool.